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    April 12

    为睡眠事业而奋斗的各位看过来～

    　　鉴于建筑学院本科生活的无规律、无希望、无人性的特征，为保证同学的正当睡眠权利，为促进中国大学生身心健康的全面发展，现特开办睡眠特别学院，造福广大同胞！！！具体深造方法如下：
    　　在本科学习期间，前两学年睡眠累计时长达到１００００小时的可被授予睡士头衔，累计时长达１５０００小时被授予睡魔头衔，超过２００００小时的被授予睡神头衔。第三学年开始睡眠每增加１００小时加一颗星，累计了１０颗星被封为魔神坛斗士（青铜级），再累计２０颗星升级为白银级睡斗士，再再累计３０颗星的升级为黄金睡斗士。再累计超过４０颗星被封为冥斗士（睡那么多还能活吗。。。）
    　　一旦成为冥斗士即可从学院毕业，毕业生可获赠安定医院床位一张，葡萄糖溶液８０年份以及人寿保险一份，学生可凭此条件安享余生，造福子孙。此外还可获得由院长亲自颁发的ＳＣＨＥＤＵＸ（睡到死）紫心勋章一枚～～
    　　学院还特设专门的ＷＡＰＷＡＰ时空错乱奖学金￥１００００以表彰一天睡眠超过２５小时的学生，以发扬他们大无畏的无产阶级革命睡觉情怀。
     
    　　以上是自己真实情感的产物，欢迎大家积极提出宝贵意见，为本学院的建设添砖加瓦～～
    　　ＯＶＥＲ
    9:19 PM | Blog it

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    灯泡鱼wrote:
    奖学金用冥币行不？？
    Apr. 18
    晓未 张wrote:
    说得是．．
    那我这回就不跟你客气了．．．
    奖金请直接打我帐户上吧，恕我不专程爬起来了～～~(￣3￣)~
    Apr. 18
    陈筱 陈筱wrote:
    力挺晓未得此奖学金！哈~~~
    Apr. 16
    灯泡鱼wrote:
    明天设计课又要查到...又不能多睡了...
    Apr. 16
    Feile CAOwrote:
    力挺奖学金！！！！
    Apr. 16
    Yu Chenwrote:
    为什么上次的留言没有留上？我们已经是睡的魔导士了．．．今天又是如此，自己睡得呼呼的，害熊自己去洗澡了
    Apr. 15
    晓未 张wrote:
    我们的时间，不是想补就补得回的．．
    所以说，一天睡２７个小时还是有可能的，只当靠它来延年益寿了．．．期待着自己睡到１４０岁．．
    Apr. 14
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    不留名 wrote:
    有筹备学院的时间不如自己去补补觉么......
    Apr. 13
    晓未 张wrote:

     
    沙发都没了～！～
     
    Apr. 12
    三土 刘wrote:
    非建院非天大的飘过~~~无聊做道小学数学题，20000÷2÷365.2=27.38226……。得到以下结论:睡神属于天界而不是冥界，时间是人间界的N倍。（女神云：没事闲的啊，瞎算什么啊！）
    Apr. 12
    灯泡鱼wrote:
    小味，谢谢你的电脑～～
    Apr. 12
    七 七wrote:
    这个学院有前途．．．
    Apr. 12

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